it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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