I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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