i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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