the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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