He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
you never un-have a 4some
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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