So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Can I color on your dick again?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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