trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Randomize
