At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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