I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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