Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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