Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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