North Korea, Best Korea!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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