Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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