She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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