Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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