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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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