so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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