I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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