I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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