Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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