He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
