Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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