Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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