I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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