We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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