i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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