dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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