Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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