it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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