I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I want to fling myself into the sun
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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