Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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