at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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