ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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