there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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