Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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