Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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