lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You can't special order awesome
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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