You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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