New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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