they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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