GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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