I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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