apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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