It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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