My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
