Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
