i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The uberlube is also flammable
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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