clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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