I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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