i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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